> ABOUT.EXE

Some facts about the webmaster:
> My name is Constantine.
> I am a truly fortunate soul.
> I like making things. Such as websites.

Some facts about the website:
> Coded with love in HTML/CSS/Javascript, hosted on Neocities.
> The design philosophy of this site is whimsical skeuomorphism.
> Code swiped with modifications from:
> Petrapixels
> Others, who I am trying to track down

Due to government restrictions, this website is not available in Ankh-Morpork, Bookland, Catan, Dinotopia, Equestria, Flatland, Gondal, Honalee, Innsmouth, Jonathanland, Kolechia, Lilliput, Middle-earth, Narnia, Oz, Pineland, Quivira, Ruritania, San Serriffe, Terabithia, Utopia, Vvardenfell, Wakanda, Xanth, Ys, or Z-City. I apologize for the inconvenience.