> ABOUT.EXE

Some facts about the webmaster:
> My name is Constantine.
> I am a truly fortunate soul.
> I like making things. Such as websites.

Some facts about the website:
>Coded with love in HTML/CSS/Javascript, hosted on Neocities.
>Code swiped with modifications from: > Petrapixels. >The design philosophy of this site is whimsical skeuomorphism.

Due to government restrictions, this website is not available in Abbudin, Agrabah, Aidnaryk, Aldastan, Aldovia, Aleshar, Algaria, Alphenlicht, Andalasia, Ankh-Morpork, Arcium, Arendelle, Arendia, Arjuna, Armaeth, Artakha, Artidax, Astel, Atan, Attolia, Avalon, Beltrazo, Benlucca, Berzerkistan, Bialya, Blefuscu, Borduria, Borogravia, Brovania, Brynnel, Bulungi, Calatia, Caldonia, Cammoria, Carbombya, Carnolitz, Casbahmopolis, Catan, Cherek, Chima, Chyrellos, Cthol Murgos, Cynesga, Cythera, Daconia, Dacovia, Däfos, Dalasia, Dalsona, Daxia, Deira, Delchin, Deltora, Derka-derkastan, Destral, Dinotopia, Drasnia, Duban, Dubatio, Eddis, Edom, Eire, Elbonia, Elenia, Enchancia, Equatorial Kundu, Equestria, Erewhon, Flatland, Florin, Freedonia, Fuh, Gamelon, Ganesia, Gar og Nadrak, Genosha, Genovia, Gilead, Goona, Gorch, Grand Fenwick, Guilder, Gwyliath, Haganistan, Holodrum, Honalee, Hortensia, Hyrule, Hytopia, Illyria, Ishtar, Jedera, Jemal, Jenno, Jiardasia, Jueland, Kadir, Kalynthia, Kamistan, Kantaria, Katakor, Katurrah, Kazhistan, Khairpura-Bhandanna, Khakistan, Khemed, Kibalakaboo, Koholint, Kookatumdee, Koridai, Krakozhia, Kumranistan, Kunami, Kyrat, Kyrzbekistan, Labrynna, Lamorkand, Latveria, Lemmink, Lichtenslava, Lilliput, Lorule, Lotharia, Lubovosk, Maldonia, Maragor, Mata Nui, Matar, Medici, Mesociam, Metru Nui, Mishrak ac Thull, Moldera, Monterria, Muldavia, Nambutu, Narnia, Naruba, Nehwon, North Azbaristan, Nuevo-Rico, Nutopia, Nyissa, Nynrah, Odina, Okoto, Oriana, Oz, Pallia, Panem, Pappyland, Patusan, Pelosia, Penglia, Perivor, Pilchardania, Pincoya, Pingo-Pongo, Poldavia, Poptropica, Pottsylvania, Quelf, Qumar, Qumran, Qurac, Ramat, Rendor, Riva, Ronguay, Ruritania, Samavia, San Lorenzo, San Theodoros, São Madrigal, São Rico, Scatland, Schmuldavia, Sendaria, Shamar, Slafka, Slokovia, Slorenia, Sodor, Sokovia, Sondonesia, Sosaria, Sounis, South Azbaristan, Stelt, Strong Badia, Subrosia, Syldavia, Sylvania, Tamul, Tanol, Tarenta, Tashistan, Tega, Terabithia, Termina, Tetaragua, Thalesia, Thatotherstan, Thulahn, Tolemac, Tolnedra, Tomania, Transia, Trazere, Turaqistan, Turmezistan, Ul'dah, Ulgoland, the United States of Auradon, Utopia, Valesia, Velattiane, Voresbo, Voya Nui, Wadata, Wadiya, Wakanda, Westeros, Wongo, Wrenly, Xanth, Xia, Zakaz, Zamad, Zamunda, Zaraq, Zekistan, or Zenovia. I apologize for the inconvenience.

Current hyper-fixation: Restoring a 1998 ThinkPad and trying to get DOOM to run on a smart fridge. Drop a message in the guestbook if you survived the jump.